January 2010
43 posts
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Jan 27th
ListenSam Cooke - Wonderful World First day of the...
Jan 26th
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“We have about 22 school bus seats to give away.”
– school bus seats Okay.
Jan 26th
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Stuff I Have Bought On the Internet in Recent...
used copies of several short story collections, for a class in which “we will read one story collection per week in an attempt to discover form in a genre with no inherent form. Or does it have one? Written work in the form of weekly parodies / imitations.”  Fuck, grad school, amiright? some kind of cat pee miracle powder, for my house. an internet tarot card reading, for the FUTURE...
Jan 25th
WatchWatch
Jimmy Fallon’s goodbye was pretty great.
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SUPER NICE SET OF MULES →
Apparently not your average donkey/horse hybrids.
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Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Host ‘Tonight Show’... →
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument...
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ListenAtom and his Package, “Happy Birthday...
Jan 8th
Don’t be jealous.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
so long as i'm complainy
Words you should stop saying, dummy: McMansion Funemployment Staycation Veggie “I’m a bit of a foodie”
Jan 8th
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Up in the Air
I reeeeeally didn’t care for this movie, and I’m sick of it being all in my face. All of a sudden I understand how people who hate Lost in Translation feel, except fuck those people, right, because Lost in Translation is about loneliness and connection, and Up in the Air is about boring shit happening to boring people and let’s allude to crazy-fun sexytime but only show a...
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
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“I dreamed I got a box of Chuckles with five licorice squares, and in my dream I...”
– Nil by mouth - Roger Ebert’s Journal Roger Ebert on losing the ability to eat, drink, and speak. I’ve chosen the least significant quote, because really I want everyone I know to read the whole thing, and all of Ebert’s journals.  Add him on Twitter, too.  Guy is kiling it on a...
Jan 7th
“No, listen, I have to be honest: I’m so angry. I’m not sad....”
– Said the Gramophone: ON VIC CHESNUTT Sean Michaels nails it, as usual.
Jan 7th
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“Also, be sure to check the oven for other stuff you might be storing in there,...”
– From a review of a recipe for yeast free pizza crust on cooks.com. Is this a real problem people have?
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ListenJosh Ritter, “Empty Hearts” I went to...
Jan 4th
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I was going to post a gratuitous picture of myself at the airport, but California made my face asplode so I don’t feel like showing it to anybody. Here is a list of celebrities I have encountered in U.S. airports. Tyrese Gibson (pre-music career), JFK Rev. Jesse Jackson, Chicago (O’Hare) Patton Oswalt, Oakland Weird Al Yankovic, Minneapolis/St. Paul
Jan 2nd