what happened?

R.I.P., rooster. You were a good rooster. Sorry for whatever happened that made you die mysteriously in the night. Sorry, also, for the time Bad Dog Radar killed two of your hen-friends. I’m glad he didn’t kill you, too. I mean, unless whatever killed you was slower and more painful than death by dog, in which case…
Hey rooster: I’m really sorry. For everything.

R.I.P., rooster. You were a good rooster. Sorry for whatever happened that made you die mysteriously in the night. Sorry, also, for the time Bad Dog Radar killed two of your hen-friends. I’m glad he didn’t kill you, too. I mean, unless whatever killed you was slower and more painful than death by dog, in which case…

Hey rooster: I’m really sorry. For everything.

  1. whathappened posted this